Q: How many Librans does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Well gee, I don't know really. I guess it depends on the bulb and where it burned out. It might perhaps take just one if it's just an ordinary bulb, but maybe ... Read more

Q: How many Pisceans does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None: only the inner light ... Read more

Q: How many Pisceans does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Lightbulb? What ... Read more

Q: How many Pisceans does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Huh? The light's ... Read more

Q: How many Scorpios does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None - they'd rather sit in the ... Read more

Q: How many Sagittarians does it take to change a lightbulb? A: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned out light ... Read more

Q: How many Sagittarians does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Look, ask me when I get back from India, ... Read more

Q: How many Sagittarians does it take to change a lightbulb? A: A whole bunch: I can only keep them in the room long enough for them to give the bulb a quarter turn ... Read more

Q: How many Taureans does it take to change a lightbulb? A: One, but just *try* to convince them that the burnt out bulb is useless and should be thrown ... Read more

Q: How many Taureans does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None: Taureans don't like to change ... Read more