Q: How many Leos does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Leos don't change lightbulbs, although sometimes their agent will get a Virgo in to do the job for them while they're ... Read more

Q: How many Pisceans does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None: only the inner light ... Read more

Q: How many Pisceans does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Lightbulb? What ... Read more

Q: How many Pisceans does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Huh? The light's ... Read more

Q: How many Scorpios does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None - they'd rather sit in the ... Read more

Q: How many Sagittarians does it take to change a lightbulb? A: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned out light ... Read more

Q: How many Sagittarians does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Look, ask me when I get back from India, ... Read more

Q: How many Sagittarians does it take to change a lightbulb? A: A whole bunch: I can only keep them in the room long enough for them to give the bulb a quarter turn ... Read more

Q: How many Scorpios does it take to change a lightbulb? A: So who wants to know? Why do *you* want to know? Are you a ... Read more

Q: How many Taureans does it take to change a lightbulb? A: One, but just *try* to convince them that the burnt out bulb is useless and should be thrown ... Read more