Q: How many Cancerians does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Just one. But it takes a therapist three years to help them through the grief ... Read more

Q: How many Cancerians does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Just one, and they'll use a non-disposable diaper ... Read more

Q: How many Geminis does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Two (of course) but it will take all week and when they're done the light bulb will do your homework, speak French and shine any colour you want from ... Read more

Q: How many Geminis does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Two, but the job never gets done --- they just keep arguing about who is supposed to do it and how it's supposed to be ... Read more

Q: How many Geminis does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Two. Plus a portable phone, an Internet link and a copy of the "Bluffer's Guide to Changing ... Read more

Q: How many Librans does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Why change the bulb? Isn't it more romantic in the ... Read more

Q: How many Librans does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Well gee, I don't know really. I guess it depends on the bulb and where it burned out. It might perhaps take just one if it's just an ordinary bulb, but maybe ... Read more

Q: How many Librans does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Er, two. Or maybe one. No --- on second thoughts, make that two. Is that okay with ... Read more

Q: How many Leos does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None: Leos are so enthusiastic they carry their own ... Read more

Q: How many Leos does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None: A Leo would order somebody else to change ... Read more