Two attorneys went into a diner and ordered two drinks. Then they produced sandwiches from their briefcases and started to eat. The waiter became quite concerned and marched over and told them, "You can't eat your own ... Read more

Waiter (serving soup): It looks like rain today.Patron: Yes it does, but it smells like ... Read more

Waiter! Waiter! This salad is frozen solid.Yes, sir. It's the iceberg lettuce that does ... Read more

Waiter, I can't eat this meat, it's crawling with maggots !Quick, run to the other end of the table and grab it as it goes by ... Read more

Waiter, can you get rid of this fly in my starter !I can't do that sir, he's not had his main course yet ... Read more

Waiter, are there snails on the menu !Yes sir, they must have escaped from the kitchen ... Read more

Waiter, I can't seem to find any oysters in this oyster soup.Would you expect to find angels in angel ... Read more

Waiter, is there soup on the menu ?No, madam I wiped it off ... Read more

Waiter, I'd like a cup of coffee, please, with no cream.I'm sorry, sir, but we're out of cream. How about with no ... Read more

Waiter, my lunch is talking to me !Well you did ask for a tongue sandwich ... Read more