Q: What did the emu say to the nurse? A: Mend her bones or walk the ... Read more

There are bats hanging of a branch upside down, all except one. Two bats comment: "What's happened to this one?- I don't know, two minutes ago he seemed normal and then he ... Read more

There once was a baby elephant and a baby turtle drinking from a river deep in the jungle. For no reason, the turtle reaches over and bites the elephant's tail, really hard. Years and years later, the same elephant, now ... Read more

There was once a puppy called May who loved to pick quarrels with animals who were bigger than she was. One day she argued with a lion. The next day was the first of June. Why ? Because that was the end of ... Read more

There's a guy who's hiking in the woods one day when a bear chases him up a really tall tree.The bear started to climb the tree, so the guy climbed up higher. Then, the bear climbed down and went away.So the guy starts ... Read more

This little snail bought a little car and took it to the body shop to have it painted. The service man asked him exactly what he wanted done, and the snail said he wanted little S's painted all around and all over his ... Read more

Turtle to turtle: "Don't ya just love the sound of rain on your ... Read more

Two hikers are out hiking. All of a sudden, a bear starts chasing them.They climb a tree, but the bear starts climbing up the tree after them. The first hiker gets his sneakers out of his knapsack and starts putting ... Read more

Two skunks were being chased by a bear. As the bear got closer, one of the skunks said "Whatever shall we do?""Let us spray!" replied the ... Read more

What animal do you look like when you get into the bath ? A little bear ... Read more