How do you join a Vampire Fan Club? Send your name, address and blood ... Read more

How does a vampire clean his house? With a victim ... Read more

How does a girl vampire flirt? She bats her ... Read more

How does a vampire get through life with only one fang? He has to grin and bare ... Read more

How does a vampire enter his house? Through the bat ... Read more

How does Dracula like to have his food served? In bite-sized ... Read more

How does Dracula keep fit? He plays ... Read more

MUMMY VAMPIRE: Jimmy, hurry up and drink your soup before it ... Read more

One vampire to the other : " Let's go and have a drink.I know a cosy little mortuary just round the ... Read more

Two men were having a drink together. One said, "I'd rather live with a vampire than with my wife." "Why's that?" asked the other. "Because she's always trying to bite my head off," he ... Read more