Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I'm a telephone. Doctor: Why's that? I keep getting calls in the ... Read more

Harry was madly in love with Betty, but couldn't pluck up enough courage to pop the question face to face. Finally he decided to ask her on the telephone. 'Darling!' he blurted out, 'will you marry me?''Of course, I ... Read more

Hello, police? Please send an officer over to 324 London Road right away! Sorry, this isn't the police station. It's the Delicatessen. Oh. Well, in that case, please send over a pastrami ... Read more

How can you tell if a bee is on the phone? You get a buzzy ... Read more

How can you tell if someone who's just had a perm is on the phone? You get a frizzy ... Read more

How can you tell if someone who's having a temper tantrum is on the phone? You get a tizzy ... Read more

How did the telephones get married ?In a double ring ceremony ... Read more

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