Q: What's the difference between a bad golfer and a bad skydiver?A: A bad golfer goes, WHACK! "Damn." A bad skydiver goes, "Damn." ... Read more

Q: What's the difference between David Beckham and an airplane model kit? A: One's a glueless kit and the other's a clueless ... Read more

Ref: I'm sending you off Player: What for?Ref: The rest of the ... Read more

Ref:I'm sending you off Player: What for ?Ref: The rest of the match ... Read more

St. Peter and Satan were having an argument one day about baseball. Satan proposed a game to be played on neutral grounds between a select team from the heavenly host and his own hand-picked boys."Very well," said the ... Read more

The Pope met with the College of Cardinals to discuss a proposal from Shimon Peres, the former leader of Israel. "Your holiness," said one of the Cardinals, "Mr. Peres wants to determine whether Jews or Catholics are ... Read more

The schoolteacher was taking her first golfing lesson."Is the word spelt p-u-t or p-u-t-t?'' she asked the instructor."P-u-t-t is correct,'' he replied."Put means to place a thing where you want it. Putt means merely a ... Read more

The seven dwarves are down in the mines when there is a cave-in. Snow White runs to the entrance and yells down to them. In the distance a voice shouts out "Charlton are good enough to win the European Cup." Snow White ... Read more

There was a Packers fan with a really crappy seat at Lambeau. Looking with his binoculars, he spotted an empty seat on the 50-yard line. Thinking to himself "what a waste" he made his way down to the empty seat. When he ... Read more

Two college basketball players were taking an important final exam. If they failed, they would be on academic probation and not allowed to play in the big game the following week. The exam was fill-in-the-blank.The last ... Read more