Manager: Twenty teams in the league and you lot finish bottom?Captain: Well, it could have been worse.Manager: How?Captain: There could have been more teams in the ... Read more

Manager: Twenty teams in the league and you lot finish bottom ?Captain: Well, it could have been worse.Manager: How ?Captain: There could have been more teams in the league ... Read more

Manager: Our new midfielder cost ten million. I call him our wonder playerFan: Why's that?Manager: Everytime he plays I wonder why I bothered to buy ... Read more

Our team is doing so badly that "Manager of the Month" isn't an award.It's an ... Read more

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Q: How do the Dallas Cowboys spend their first week at spring training?A: Studying their Miranda ... Read more

Q: How does Stan Collymore change a lightbulb?A: He holds it in the air, and the world revolves around ... Read more

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Q: What did the football say to the football player?A: I get a kick out of ... Read more

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