Manager: I thought I told you to lose weight. What happened to your three week diet ?Player: I finished it in three days ... Read more

Manager: Twenty teams in the league and you lot finish bottom?Captain: Well, it could have been worse.Manager: How?Captain: There could have been more teams in the ... Read more

Manager: Twenty teams in the league and you lot finish bottom ?Captain: Well, it could have been worse.Manager: How ?Captain: There could have been more teams in the league ... Read more

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