Golfer: "That can't be my ball, caddy. It looks far too old."Caddy: "It's a long time since we started, ... Read more

Golfer: "Please stop checking your watch all the time, caddy. It's distracting!"Caddy: "This isn't a watch, sir, its a ... Read more

Golfer: "I've played so poorly all day; I think I'm going to go drown myself in that lake."Caddy: "I doubt you could keep your head down that ... Read more

Golfer: "I'd move heaven and earth to be able to break 100 on this course."Caddy: "Try heaven. You've already moved most of the ... Read more

How did the basketball court get wet?The players dribbled all over ... Read more

How did the footbal pitch end up as triangle?Somebody took a ... Read more

How did the footbal pitch end up as triangle ?Somebody took a corner ... Read more

How do hens encourage their football teams?They egg them ... Read more

How do hens encourage their football teams ?They egg them on ... Read more

How do you stop squirrels playing football in the garden?Hide the ball, it drives them ... Read more