Golfer: "I'd move heaven and earth to be able to break 100 on this course."Caddy: "Try heaven. You've already moved most of the ... Read more

Golfer: "Do you think I can get there with a 5-iron?"Caddy: ... Read more

Golfer: "Caddy, do you think my game is improving?"Caddy: "Oh yes, sir! You miss the ball much closer than you used ... Read more

Golfer: "Caddy, do you think it is a sin to play golf on Sunday?"Caddy: "The way you play, sir, it's a sin any day of the ... Read more

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How did the footbal pitch end up as triangle?Somebody took a ... Read more

How did the footbal pitch end up as triangle ?Somebody took a corner ... Read more

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How do hens encourage their football teams ?They egg them on ... Read more

How do you stop squirrels playing football in the garden?Hide the ball, it drives them ... Read more