What did the snake say when offered a piece of cheese ? Thanks, I'll just have a sliver ... Read more

What do most people do when they see a python ? They re-coil ... Read more

What do snakes have on their bath towels ? Hiss and Hers ... Read more

What do you call a python with a great bedside manner ? A snake charmer ... Read more

What do you call a snake that informs the police ? A grass snake ... Read more

What do you call a snake who works for the governement ? A civil serpent ... Read more

What do you call a snake that is trying to become a bird ? A feather boa ... Read more

What do you do if you find a black mamba in your toilet? Wait until he's ... Read more

What do you get if crossed a new born snake with a basketball ? A bouncing baby boa ... Read more

What do you get if you cross a bag of snakes and a cupboard of food ? Snakes and Larders ... Read more