Teacher: Can anyone tell me how many seconds there are in a year?Pupil: 12 - 2nd January, 2nd ... Read more

Teacher: Can anyone tell me how many seconds there are in a year ?Pupil: 12 - 2nd January, 2nd ... Read more

Teacher: Can anyone give me the name of a liquid that won't freeze ?Pupil: Hot water ... Read more

Teacher: Does anyone know which month has 28 days ?Pupil: All of them ... Read more

Teacher: Didn't you know the bell had gone? Fred: I didn't take it, ... Read more

Teacher: Give me three reasons why the world is roundPupil: Well my dad says so, my mum says so and you say so ... Read more

Teacher: Fred, I'm glad to see your writing has improved.Pupil: Thank youTeacher: Now I can see how bad your spelling is though ... Read more

Teacher: Fred can you find me Australia on the map please ?Pupil: There it is Teacher: Now, Louise, who discovered Australia ?Pupil: Fred did ... Read more

Teacher: I said to draw a cow eating some grass but you've only drawn the cow?Pupil: Yes, the cow ate all the ... Read more

Teacher: I hope I didn't see you looking at Fred's test paper.Pupil: I hope you didn't see me ... Read more