Teacher: Are you good at math?Pupil: Yes and noTeacher: What do you mean?Pupil: Yes, I'm no good at ... Read more

Teacher: Are you good at math ?Pupil: Yes and noTeacher: What do you mean ?Pupil: Yes, I'm no good at math ... Read more

Teacher: "Sam, what is the outside of a tree called?"Sam: "I don't know."Teacher: "Bark, Sam, bark."Sam: "Bow, wow, ... Read more

TEACHER: "Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?"JOHNNY: "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day, same ... Read more

Teacher, I can't solve this problem.Any five year old should be able to solve this one.No wonder I can't do it then, I'm nearly ... Read more

Teacher: Does anyone know which month has 28 days ?Pupil: All of them ... Read more

Teacher: Didn't you know the bell had gone? Fred: I didn't take it, ... Read more

Teacher: Didn't you hear me call you?Pupil: But you said not to answer you ... Read more

Teacher: Did your parents help you with these homework problems?Pupil: No I got them all wrong by ... Read more

Teacher: Class, we will have only half a day of school this morning.Class: Hooray!Teacher: We will have the other half this ... Read more