School Principal: I've called you into my office, Peter, because I want to talk to you about two words I wish you wouldn't use so often. One is "great" and the other is "lousy." Peter: Certainly, sir. What are ... Read more

Son: I can't go to school today. Father: Why not?Son: I don't feel wellTeacher: Where don't you feel well?Son: In ... Read more

Teacher : Can't you retain anything in your head overnight ?Pupil : Of course, I've had this cold in my head for two days ... Read more

Teacher : Billy, please don't whistle while studying.Billy : Oh, but I'm not studying - just whistling ... Read more

Teacher : Tommy you try my patience !Tommy: No, teacher you had better try mine. There's more of it ... Read more

Teacher : The word politics - can you give me an example of how to use it ?Pupil : My parrot swallowed a watch and now Polly ticks ... Read more

Teacher : Make up a sentence using the word lettuce !Pupil : Let us out of school early ... Read more

Teacher : In the exam you will be allowed 30 minutes for each question.Pupil : How long for the answer sir ... Read more

Teacher : If you had five apples on your desk and the boy next to you took three what would you have ?Pupil : A fight ... Read more

Teacher : Give me a sentence with the words defence, defeat and detail in it.Pupil : When a horse jumps over defence, defeat go before detail ... Read more