Mother: How do you like your new teacher ?Son: I don't. She told me to sit up the front for the present and then she didn't give me one ... Read more

Mother: Does your teacher like you ?Son: Like me, she loves me. Look at all those X's on my test paper ... Read more

Mother: What was the first thing you learned in class?Daughter: How to talk without moving my ... Read more

Mother: What was the first thing you learned in class ?Daughter: How to talk without moving my lips ... Read more

Mother: What did you learn in school todaySon: How to write Mother: What did you write?Son: I don't know, they haven't taught us how to read ... Read more

Mother: How was your first day at school?Son: It was all right except for some man called "Teacher" who kept spoiling all our ... Read more

Mother: Why did you just swallow the money I gave you?Son: Well you did say it was my lunch ... Read more

My teacher reminds me of history She's always repeating ... Read more

One day our professor was discussing a particularly complicated concept. A pre-med student rudely interrupted to ask, "Why do we have to learn this pointless information""To save lives." the professor responded quickly ... Read more

Our teacher talks to herself does yours ?Yes, but she does't realise it, she thinks we're actually listening ... Read more