If I had five coconuts and I gave you three, how many would I have left ?I don't know.Why not ?In our school we do all our arithmetic in apples and ... Read more

If you had one dollar and you asked your father for another, how many dollars would you have? One dollar. You don't know your arithmetic. You don't know my father ... Read more

Introductory Chemistry was taught at Duke University for many years by professor Bonk. One year, two guys took the class and did pretty well on all the quizzes and mid-terms--so much so that going into the final, they ... Read more

Jackie stood quietly as her father examined her report card."What is this 45 in math?" asked her father."I think that's the size of the class," she said ... Read more

Johnny comes back from school crying and says, "Mommy all the kids in the school say I have a big head." His mother replies, "No you don't Johnny. You have a hideously deformed head. The other children are merely hiding ... Read more

Laugh and the class laughs with you.But you get detention alone ... Read more

Little Monster: I hate my teacher.Mother Monster: Well just eat your salad up then ... Read more

Man: "How's your history paper coming?"Woman: "Well, my history professor suggested that I use the Internet for research, and it's been very helpful. Man: "Really?"Woman: "Yes! I've already located 17 people who sell ... Read more

Mother: Did you enjoy the school outing, dear ?Jane: Yes, and we're going again tomorrow.Mother: Really ? Why's that ?Jane: To try and find the kids we left ... Read more

Mother: "Why are you home from school so early?" Son: "I was the only one who could answer a question." Mother: "Oh, really? What was the question? Son: "Who threw the eraser at the ... Read more