Fred came home from his first day at school. "Nothing exciting happened", he told his mother, "Except the teacher didn't know how to spell cat so I told ... Read more

Fred: I got 100 in school today.Mother: Wonderful. What did you get 100 in?Jason: Two things: I got 50 in Spelling and 50 in History.Mother: Well, at least you can add ... Read more

Fred: I've added these figures ten times. Teacher: Good work! Fred: And here are my ten answers ... Read more

Great news, teacher says we have a test today come rain or shine.So what's so great about that?It's snowing ... Read more

How are you doing in arithmetic ?I've learned to add up the zeros, but the numbers are still giving me ... Read more

How do bees get to school ?By school buzz ... Read more

How many schoolteachers does it take to change a light bulb?None. Anything not completed during the lesson is added to the ... Read more

How many students does it take to change a light bulb?None. Light bulb changing isn't in the course ... Read more

I failed every subject except for algebra.How did you keep from failing that?I didn't take ... Read more

I'm not going back to school ever againWhy ever not?The teacher doesn't know a thing, all she does is ask ... Read more