The parents were very disappointed in the grades that their son brought home. "The only consolation I can find in these awful grades," lamented the father, "is that I know he never cheated during his ... Read more

The teacher is droning away in the classroom when he notices a student sleeping way up in the back row. The teacher shouts to the sleeping student's neighbor, "Hey wake that student up!"The neighbor yells back, "You put ... Read more

The teacher came up with a good problem. "Suppose," she asked the second-graders, "there were a dozen sheep and six of them jumped over a fence. How many would be left?""None," answered little Norman."None? Norman, you ... Read more

The teacher was reviewing counting with her first-grade class. "Jackie," she asked, "can you count to 10 without mistakes?""Yes," said Jackie, and she did."Now, Fred," said the teacher, "can you count from 10 to ... Read more

The teacher was giving her pupils a quiz on counting. Jackie got things started by counting from 1 to 10. "Now, Fred," said the teacher, "you take over, beginning with 11.""11, 14, 23, 42, 26," said Fred."What kind of ... Read more

What are you going to be when you get out of school?An old ... Read more

What did you learn in school today?Not enough, I have to go back ... Read more

What do French pupils say after finishing their school dinners ?Mercy ... Read more

What do history teachers make when they want to get ... Read more

What do you get when you add 2 apples to 3 apples? A senior high school math ... Read more