Teacher: You aren't paying attention to me. Are you having trouble hearing?Pupil: No, teacher I'm having trouble ... Read more

Teacher: Why is the Mississippi such an unusual river?Pupil: Because it has four eyes and can't ... Read more

Teacher: Why have you got cotton wool in your ears, do you have an infection ?Pupil: Well you keep saying that things go in one ear and out the other so I am trying to keep them it all ... Read more

Teacher: You're new here aren't you, what's your name?Pupil: Fred Mickey ... Read more

Teacher: You seem very well read, have you read Shakespeare ?Pupil: No Teacher: What have you read then ?Pupil: Umm, I've got red hair ... Read more

Teacher: You missed school yesterday didn't you?Pupil: Not very ... Read more

Teacher: You copies from Fred's exam paper didn't you?Pupil: How did you know?Teacher: Fred's paper says "I don't know" and you have put "Me, ... Read more

The brain is a wonder ful thingWhy do you say that ? Because it starts working the second you get up in the morning and never stops until you get asked a question in class ... Read more

The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture. "Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up and say, 'There's ... Read more

The food in our school canteen is perfect.If your a ... Read more