Teacher: Where is your homework?Pupil: I was mugged on the way to school and the mugger took everything I ... Read more

Teacher: Where is your homework?Pupil: I lost it fighting this kid who said you weren't the best teacher in the ... Read more

Teacher: Where is the English Channel ?Pupil: I don't know, my TV doesn't pick it ... Read more

Teacher: When you yawn, your supposed to put your hand to your mouth!Pupil: What?, and get ... Read more

Teacher: Why does the statue of liberty stand in New York harbour?Pupil: Because it can't sit ... Read more

Teacher: Why does the statue of liberty stand in New York harbour ?Pupil: Because it can't sit down ... Read more

Teacher: Why do you want to work in a bank, Alan? Fred: 'Cuz there's money in it, ... Read more

Teacher: Why didn't you answer me ?Pupil: I did, I shook my headTeacher: You don't expect me to hear it rattling from here do you ... Read more

Teacher: Why can't you ever answer any of my questions?Pupil: Well if I could there wouldn't be much point in me being ... Read more

Teacher: Why can't you ever answer any of my questions ?Pupil: Well if I could there wouldn't be much point in me being here ... Read more