Teacher: What's the longest word in the English language ?Pupil: Smiles - because there is a mile between the first and last ... Read more

Teacher: What's big and yellow and comes in the morning to brighten a mothers day?Pupil: The school ... Read more

Teacher: What's 2 and 2Pupil: 4Teacher: That's goodPupil: Good ?, that's perfect ... Read more

Teacher: What's 2 and 2?Pupil: 4Teacher: That's good.Pupil: Good?, that's ... Read more

Teacher: What time do you get up in the morning ?About an hour and a half after I arrived at ... Read more

Teacher: What is the formula for water ? George: H,I,J,K,L,M,N,O Teacher: Is that the formula I gave you ? George: Sure, you said H to O ... Read more

Teacher: What is can't short for ?Pupil: Cannot missTeacher: and what is don't short for Pupil: Doughnut ... Read more

Teacher: Where is the English Channel ?Pupil: I don't know, my TV doesn't pick it ... Read more

Teacher: When you yawn, your supposed to put your hand to your mouth!Pupil: What?, and get ... Read more

Teacher: Why are you picking your nose in class ?Pupil: My mother won't let me do it at home ... Read more