Teacher: This is the third time I've had to tell you off this week, what have you got to say about that?Pupil: Thank heavens it's Friday ... Read more

Teacher: That's quite a cough you have there, what are you taking for it?Pupil: I don't know teacher. What will you give ... Read more

Teacher: That's quite a cough you have there, what are you taking for it ?Pupil: I don't know teacher. What will you give me ... Read more

Teacher: Now class, whatever I ask, I want you to all answer at once. How much is six plus 4?Class: At ... Read more

Teacher: What happened to your homework? Pupil: I made it into a paper plane and someone hijacked ... Read more

Teacher: What family does the octopus belong to?Pupil: Nobody I ... Read more

Teacher: What can you tell me about the Dead Sea?Pupil: Dead?, I didn't even know he was ... Read more

Teacher: What can we do to stop polluting our waters ?Pupil: Stop taking baths ... Read more

Teacher: What came after the stone age and the bronze age?Pupil: The ... Read more

Teacher: What are the Great Plains?Pupil: 747, Concorde and ... Read more