Salesman: That suit looks nice. It fits like a bandage.Customer: Thanks. I bought it by ... Read more

Salesman: Roll up, roll up! Come to our mammoth sale. Mammoth bargains to be had in our mammoth sale. Customer: Forget it! No one round here's got room in their houses for a ... Read more

Salesman: Would you like to buy a pocket calculator?Customer: No, thanks. I know how many pockets I ... Read more

The couple was standing staring at one of the more expensive models in the auto showroom. A salesman sensing their debate over the price moved in and said, "This model is priced just over the car which is priced a few ... Read more

The out-of-work newlywed took a temporary job as a vacuum cleaner salesman to make ends meet. After 3 days of intensive training, the sales manager told him to go home and practice his pitch on his wife.The next ... Read more

The top toothbrush salesman at the company was asked by his boss how he managed to sell so many brushes. He replied "It's easy" and he pulled out his card table, setting his display of brushes on top. He told his boss, ... Read more

Two shoe salespeople were sent to Africa to open up new markets. Three days after arriving, one salesperson called the office and said, "I'm returning on the next flight. Can't sell shoes here. Everybody goes ... Read more

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What does a carpet salesman give his wife for Valentine's Day? Rugs and ... Read more

What happened when the man asked the salesman for a good belt?"O.K., you asked for it," the salesman said as he gave him a good ... Read more