Customer: You said these pants were pure wool, but the label says "all cotton."Salesman: Oh, that's just to keep the moths ... Read more

Had a door-to-door salesman call one time selling of all things -- burial plots. I told him that we already had our plots in another cemetery.He seemed uncertain as to what to say next, but he recovered to say politely, ... Read more

How can you tell when a salesperson is lying?His lips are ... Read more

How do salespeople traditionally greet each other?"Hi. Nice to meet you. I'm better than ... Read more

Insurance agent to would-be client: "Don't let me frighten you into a hasty decision. Sleep on it tonite. If you wake in the morning, give me a call then and let me ... Read more

Ned: What does your Dad sell ?Ed: Salt.Ned: Well, my dad is a salt seller, too.Ed: ... Read more

One day Mikey was sitting in his apartment when his doorbell unexpectedly rang. He answered the door and found a salesman standing on his porch with a strange object."What is that?" Mikey asked. "It's a thermos," the ... Read more

Patient: Doctor, you have to help me stop talking to myself. Doctor: Why is that? Patient: I'm a salesman and I keep selling myself things I don't ... Read more

Policeman: Why didn't you check your speedometer?Driver: It broke when I hit ... Read more

Salesman: Roll up, roll up! Come to our mammoth sale. Mammoth bargains to be had in our mammoth sale. Customer: Forget it! No one round here's got room in their houses for a ... Read more