Once a man went to a resturant and ordered an egg. When it was brought he didn't liked it so he informed the waiter that the egg was bad. Came the reply: "I don't lay egg sir I just lay table ... Read more

Patron 1: I eat at a different restaurant every day.Patron 2: I don't tip, ... Read more

Q:What did one plate say to the other plate? A:('Lunch is on ... Read more

Sign at restaurant reads: Eat here diet ... Read more

The headwaiter of an elegant restaurant recoiled in disgust as a man in boots, torn jeans and a leather jacket approached him. "Hey, man," he said, "where's the toilet?" "Go down the hall and turn left, "replied the ... Read more

There was an awful fight at the seafood restaurant.Four fish got ... Read more

Three couples are dining together.The American husband says to his wife: "Pass me the honey, Honey".The English husband says to his wife: "Pass me the sugar, Sugar".The [you name it] husband says to his wife: "Pass me ... Read more

Two little boys were visiting their grandfather and he took them to a restaurant for lunch. They couldn't make up their minds about what they wanted to eat.Finally the grandfather grinned at the server and said, "Just ... Read more

Two men were in a restaurant and ordered fish. The waiter brought a dish with two fish, one larger than the other. One of the men said to the other, "Please help yourself." The other one said "Okay", and helped himself ... Read more

Waiter, waiter, does the pianist play requests? Yes, sir. Then ask him to play tiddlywinks until I've finished my ... Read more