Pat and Mike were walking down the street, when they came to the church, Pat says, 'Mike, you wait here, I'm going to run in for confession, it's been a long time'.Pat enters the confessional and says,' Father forgive ... Read more

Paul says to Jesus, "Hey man, whatcha doing for Passover?"Jesus says, "Just hanging ... Read more

Q. How do we know that Job went to a chiropractor?A. Because in Job 16:12 we read, "I had come to be at ease, but he proceeded to shake me up and he grabbed me by the back of the neck and proceeded to smash ... Read more

Q. How did Adam and Eve feel when expelled from the Garden of Eden?A. They were really put ... Read more

Q. How can you tell if someone is half Catholic and half Jewish?A. When he goes to confession, he takes a lawyer with ... Read more

Q. How do you make holy water?A. Boil the hell out of ... Read more

Q. What do they call pastors in Germany?A. German ... Read more

Q. What excuse did Adam give to his children as to why he no longer lived in Eden?A. Your mother ate us out of house and ... Read more

Q. What kind of motor vehicles are in the Bible?A. David's Triumph was heard throughout the ... Read more

Q. What kind of motor vehicles are in the Bible?A. 2 Cor. 48 describes going out in service in a Volkswagen Beetle: "We are pressed in every way, but not cramped beyond ... Read more