Two bishops were discussing the decline in morals in the modern world."I didn't sleep with my wife before I was married," said one clergyman self-righteously, "Did you?""I don't know," said the other. "What was her ... Read more

Two nuns were driving alone out in the boonies. They ran out of gas. Fortunately they could walk to a gas station not far away, where they asked to purchase a can of gasoline. "I'm sorry, sister," said the attendant, ... Read more

Two nuns were driving alone out in the boonies. They ran out of gas. Fortunately they could walk to a gas station not far away, where they asked to purchase a can of gasoline. "I'm sorry, sister," said the attendant, ... Read more

Two nuns, Sister Mary Agnes and Sister Mary Vincent, are traveling through Europe in their car, sightseeing inTransylvania. As they are stopped at a traffic light, outof nowhere, a small vampire jumps onto the hood of ... Read more

Two nuns, Sister Mary Agnes and Sister Mary Vincent, are traveling through Europe in their car, sightseeing inTransylvania. As they are stopped at a traffic light, outof nowhere, a small vampire jumps onto the hood of ... Read more

Two priests and a rabbi were discussing what portion of theweekly collection they kept for themselves. The first priestexplained that he drew a circle on the ground, stepped a fewpaces back and pitched the money towards ... Read more

What did Adam do when he wanted some sugar?He raised ... Read more

What do you get when you cross a Jehova's witness with a business man?A door to door ... Read more

What do you get when you cross Holy Water with castor oil?A religious ... Read more

What is the meaning of life?All evidence to date suggests it's ... Read more