Rabbit: Are you sure this bottle of special carrot juice will cure me? Doctor: Absolutely. No rabbit ever came back for ... Read more

Two Rabbits are running from a group of foxes. They hide in a pile of hay, one rabbit says to the other one "ok we can run for it or we can stay here and out number them. And the other rabbit says, "were going to run ... Read more

Waiter, what is this hare doing in my salad? I believe he's eating your ... Read more

What are four hundred rabbits hopping backwards? A receding hare ... Read more

What book did the rabbit take on vacation? One with a hoppy ... Read more

What did the bunny say when he only had thistles to eat?Thistle have to ... Read more

What did the bunny want to do when he grew up?Join the Hare ... Read more

What did the customer say to the pet shop assistant after buying a bunny?Rabbit up nicely, it's a ... Read more

What did the magician say when he made his rabbit disappear? Hare today, gone ... Read more

What did the naughty rabbit leave for Easter?Deviled ... Read more