Three Republicans walk into a bar.The bartender says, "We don't serve Republicans here."The Republicans say, "That's OK...We don't serve you ... Read more

Two men were stopped by a TV newswoman doing streetinterviews about the upcoming presidential primary election."I'm not voting for any of the candidates," the first man said. "Idon't know any of them.""I feel the same ... Read more

Two men were stopped by a TV newswoman doing streetinterviews about the upcoming presidential primary election."I'm not voting for any of the candidates," the first man said. "Idon't know any of them.""I feel the same ... Read more

Two opposing county chairman were sharing a rare moment together. The Democratic chairman said, "I never pass up a chance to promote the party. For example, whenever I take a cab, I give the driver a sizable tip and ... Read more

Two political candidates were having a hot debate. Finally, one of them jumped up and yelled at the other, "What about the powerful interest that controls you?"And the other guy screamed back, "You leave my wife out of ... Read more

What is the difference between the government and the Mafia? One of them is ... Read more

When not in stores, Republicans shop from a catalog. Democrats watch for "incredible TV offers" on late night ... Read more

When that fool Reagan said that the Soviet Union was a failedexperiment headed for the ash heap of history, I knew he was ademagogue.When that fool Reagan said that the Soviet Union was an evilempire, I knew he was a ... Read more

When toasting the holidays, Republicans ask for eggnog or mulled wine. Democrats ask for a ... Read more

Why are Vampires Democrats?They want Gore in ... Read more