Republicans always take the price tag off expensive gifts before wrapping. Democrats also remove price tags off pricey gifts ... and reposition them to make sure they are ... Read more

Republican parents have no problem buying toy guns for their kids. Democrats refuse to do so. That is why their kids pretend to shoot each other with ... Read more

Republicans spends hundreds of dollars and hours of work decorating the yard with outdoor lights and Christmas displays. Democrats save their time and money, and drive around at night to look at *other* people's ... Read more

Republicans see nothing wrong with letting their children play "Cowboys and Indians." Democrats don't either, as long as the Indians ... Read more

Republicans say "Merry Christmas!" Democrats say "Happy ... Read more

Republicans help the poor during the holidays by sending 50, one buck at a time, to panhandlers on the ... Read more

The major difference between death and taxes is that Congress can't make death any worse than it ... Read more

The politician was sitting at his campaign headquarters when the phone rang. He listened intently, and after a moment his face brightened. When he hung up, he immediately phoned his mother to tell her the good news. ... Read more

The President is running down the street one day, and he sees a little girl who is giving away puppies that her dog just had.He goes up to the girl and says, "Little girl, I think that it's wonderful that you're doing ... Read more

Three boys were heading home from school one day when one started the time-honored game of paternal one-upmanship. He said, "My dad's way faster than any of yours, he can throw a 90-mph fast ball from the pitcher's ... Read more