Q: How many MP's does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: Twenty-one. One to change it and twenty to form a fact-finding committee to learn more about how it's ... Read more

Q: How many Marxists does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: None: The light bulb contains the seeds of its own ... Read more

Q: How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: Four, one to change it and the other three to deny ... Read more

Q: How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb ?A: Two. One to change it, and another one to change it back ... Read more

Q: How many Republicans does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Two-one to do it and one to steady the chandelier. A: None, they only screw the ... Read more

Q: How many republicans does it take to raise your taxes?A: None. The democrats do ... Read more

Q: How many republicans does it take to disarm the law abiding public so that the government can enforce totalitarianistic and unconstitutional laws?A: None. The Sociali--Democrats do ... Read more

Q: How many senators does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Two to sponsor the bill and thirty-three to constitute a ... Read more

Q: How many US Presidents does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: None, the constitution says that only Congress can screw in light bulbs, so only Congress is responsible for the dark, which is why we need a ... Read more

Q: Know how to solve the Serbian/Bosnian problem in less than 48 hours?A: Put Janet Reno in ... Read more