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Q: How many believable, competent, "just right for the job" presidential candidates does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: It's going to be a dark 4 years, isn't ... Read more

Q: How many Democrats does it take to destroy a light bulb?A: None. They only know how to destroy the ... Read more

Q: How many conservatives does it take to change a light bulb? A: One; after reflecting in the twilight on the merit of the previous ... Read more

Q: How many Communists does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Two - one to screw it in, and a second to hand out leaflets. A: One, but it takes him about 30 years to realize that the old one has burnt ... Read more

Q: How many helicopters does it take for White House aides to go play a round of golf?A: Depends on how many were ... Read more

Q: How many liberals does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: One liberal and twenty eight delegates representing all the social, economic, and ethnic communities. A: Two-one to do it and the other to keep the first ... Read more

Q: How many Liberal Democrats does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: None. "Well it's not really a question of should we change it or should we not change the lightbulb, but more a question of...(blah blah ... Read more

Q: How many Labour Party members does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: None. They haven't got a policy on ... Read more