I want to become a politician when I grow up so I've made a list of skills I want to aquire, butI've only come up with one: ... Read more

If the State of the Union is really "the best it's ever been" Why do we "need" dozens of new government programs to fix ... Read more

It has been said that the United States has the best congressmen money can ... Read more

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Most Republicans try, at least once, enclosing indulgent, wretchedly maudlin form letters about their families in their Christmas cards. Public ridicule from Democrats usually discourages them from doing it ... Read more

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One day a boy and his father were at the dining room tableworking on the boy's Social Studies homework, the chapterabout government. The boy turns to his father and asks,"Dad, how many people work in the U.S. ... Read more

Osama bin Laden threatened Russia: If you get caught up in this war... I'll hide from you ... Read more

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Q: How do you know when a liberal is really dead?A: His heart stops ... Read more