Democrat men like to watch football while the women fix holiday meals. On this, Republicans are in full ... Read more

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Democrats get back at the Republicans on their Christmas list by giving them fruitcakes. Republicans re-wrap them and send them to ... Read more

Democrats do much of their shopping at Target and Wal-Mart. So do Republicans, but they don't admit ... Read more

Democrats' favorite Christmas movie is "Miracle on 34th Street." Republicans' favorite Christmas movie is "It's a Wonderful Life." Right-Wing Republicans' favorite Christmas movie is "Die ... Read more

Democrats' favorite Christmas carol is "Deck the Halls." Young Democrat's favorite Christmas carol is "Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer." Republican's favorite Christmas carol is "White Christmas." Young Republicans' ... Read more

Democrats wear wide red ties and green sports jackets during the festive season. Republicans do too, all year ... Read more

Democrats let their kids open all the gifts on Christmas Eve. Republicans make their kids wait until Christmas ... Read more

George W. Bush and Osama bin Laden are having a conversation via Al Jazeera television. Bin Laden tells George Bush, "There is no point of engaging in further war. I can see total peace in the future!" George Bush ... Read more

I don't think this whole White House scandal is good for parents. I caught my six year old son David in a lie, and he said we could discuss it tonight in a "National Town ... Read more