When Mike got arrested, they told him, "Anything you say will be held against you."Mike said, "Claudia Schiffer's ... Read more

While driving down the road the motorist saw a roadside stand which had a fortune teller sitting under an umbrella. She was just sitting there smiling and laughing. The motorist passed on by and went a couple of miles ... Read more

While the pope was visiting the USA, he told the driver of his limo that he has the sudden urge to drive. The driver was a good Catholic man, and would not ever dream of questioning the pope's authority. So the pope sat ... Read more

Why do Iraqi police officers walk in threes? The first knows how to read, the second knows how to write and the third is to keep an eye on the two ... Read more

Woman: Officer you must help. I've just lost my wig. Police officer: Certainly, ma'am, we'll comb the ... Read more