Polceman: "I'm afraid that I'm going to have to lock you up for the night."Man: "What's the charge?"Polceman: "Oh, there's no charge. It's all part of the ... Read more

Police Chief: Why did you arrest that doctor?Officer: He was trying to take someone's ... Read more

Police Chief: Why are you putting handcuffs on that building?Officer: I'm making a house ... Read more

Police Chief: As a recruit, you'll be faced with some difficult issues. What would you do if you had to arrest your mother?New Recruit: Call for ... Read more

Police officer: Excuse me, but your dog has been chasing a man on his bicycle.Dog owner: Are you crazy? My dog can't even ride a ... Read more

Police officer: And what do you think you are doing on this road, Dracula? Dracula: Looking for the main artery, ... Read more

Police Chief: Why do you spend all your time trying to hit flies?Officer: You assigned me to the swat team, didn't ... Read more

Police Chief: Why did you tie a rope on that criminal?Officer: You ordered me to get a line on the ... Read more

Police Chief: Why did you ticket the computer?Officer: It was speeding along the information ... Read more

Policeman: Now, sir, how did you come to have this accident?Motorist: Well, the sign just there says, `Stop ? Look ? Listen'. And while I was doing that the train hit ... Read more