Juggler, driving to his next performance, was stopped by the police. "What are those knives doing in your car?" asked the officer. "I juggle them in my act." "Oh yeah?" says the cop. "Let's see you do it." So the ... Read more

Lady:(standing in the middle of a busy street) Officer, can you tell me how to get to the Hospital?Officer: Just stand where you ... Read more

Late one Friday night the policeman spotted a man driving very erratically through the streets of Dublin. They pulled the man over and asked him if he had been drinking that evening."Aye, so I have. 'Tis Friday, you ... Read more

Little Tommy's kindergarten class was on a field trip to their local police station. There they saw pictures tacked to a big bulletin board. The label clearly read, "The 10 Most Wanted."One of the youngsters pointed to ... Read more

Motorist: Why are you crying after giving me that ticket?Policeman: It was a moving ... Read more

My horoscope read, "You're going places and you can't be stopped."Apparently the cop who gave me a ticket hadn't read ... Read more

On a narrow mountain's road a man saw a police car driving uphill backwards.- Hi guys. Why are you driving backwards?- Because we are not sure that we will find the place to make u-turn on the top of the mountain.After ... Read more

One Day Stupid, Trouble, and Shut Up were driving along in their car when Trouble suddenly hurled himself out of the window.Well, Stupid and Shut Up did not know what to do so they went to the police station. When they ... Read more

One day there was a woman who lost her cat named "LOVE." It was pretty dark outside and she lived in New York. So, thinking that he might be down the street, she put on her house-coat and went looking for him.When a ... Read more

One evening this Columbia Yuppie was stopped for allegedly drunken driving and was given a breath test by the Howard County Police."Well ?" he asked somewhat belligerently as the Desk Sergeant slowly read the print out ... Read more