Dispatcher: Nine-one-oneCaller: Hi, is this the police?Dispatcher: This is 911. Do you need police assistance?Caller: Well, I don't know who to call. Can you tell me how tocook a turkey? I've never cooked one ... Read more

Driving to work, a gentlman had to swerve to avoid a box that fell out of a truck in front of him. Seconds later, a policeman pulled him over for reckless driving. Fortunately, another officer had seen the carton in the ... Read more

Five year old Little Johnny was lost, so he went up to a policeman and said, "I've lost my dad!"The policeman said, "What's he like?"Little Johnny replied, "Beer and ... Read more

HEADLINE: A hole has appeared in the ladies changing rooms at the sports club. Police are looking into ... Read more

How can you tell if you are looking at a police glow-worm? He has a flashing ... Read more

How many cops does it take to change light bulb?Just one, but he is never around when you need him.Only one, but he has to see an officer do it first.Three, one to do it, one to direct traffic and one to say "Show's ... Read more

How many cops does it take to throw a man down the stairs?None. He ... Read more

How many LA cops does it take to change light bulb?Six. One to do it and five to smash the old bulb to ... Read more

I went to the store the other day. I was only in there for about five minutes, and when I came out there was a motorcycle cop writing a parking ticket. So I went up to him and said, 'Come on buddy, how about giving a ... Read more

John was driving when a policeman pulled him over. He rolled down his window and said to the officer, "Is there a problem, Officer?""No problem at all. I just observed your safe driving and am pleased to award you a ... Read more