What did the mama pig say to her bad little piglet? "Behave or Frankenswine will get ... Read more

What did the pig call a manuscript? A shoat ... Read more

What did the pig say when he found a line of ants in his trough? "Mmm. ... Read more

What did the pig do when a beetle landed in his feed trough? He ate it quickly, before the others could ask him to ... Read more

What did the pig say when it found a fly in its soup? "Yum ... Read more

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What did the pig say when the wolf grabbed her tail? "That's the end of ... Read more

What do hip pigs call their ladies? Fine ... Read more

What do little pigs want to be when they grow up? Garbage ... Read more

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