I told you not to let those pigs In my office. Now, look what's happened. They've eaten all the dates off my ... Read more

If an elephant is the symbol of the Republican Party and a donkey is the symbol of the Democratic Party, what is a pig the symbol of? Any party where there's lots of ... Read more

If you drop this book in a pig pen, what should you do? Take the words out of their ... Read more

Is lunch the favorite subject of piglets? No, it's theatre. They love to ham It up and hog all the ... Read more

Is it true the pigs went over Niagara Falls in a barrel? No, that story's just a lot of ... Read more

Mama Pig has a great, new kitchen appliance that lets her prepare meals ahead. It's called a garbage ... Read more

Mama Pig has a great, new kitchen appliance that lets her prepare meals ahead. It's called a garbage ... Read more

MOTHER PIG: What did you learn in school today? FIRST PIGLET: Oink! Oink! SECOND PIGLET: Oink! Oink! THIRD PIGLET: Woof! Woof!MOTHER PIG: What?THIRD PIGLET: I'm taking a foreign ... Read more

Name the pig's favorite Shakespeare play. ... Read more

Pigs don't look very smart to me. Sure, they are. You ever see a sow try to make a silk purse out of a farmer's ... Read more