There was this little kid who had a bad habit of sucking his thumb. His mother finally told him that if he didn't stop sucking his thumb, he'd get fat.Two weeks later, his mother had her friends over for a game of ... Read more

We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk, and the next Twenty-four years telling them to sit down and shut ... Read more

What didn't Adam and Eve have that everyone else ... Read more

What do you call a small parent?A minimum ... Read more

What do young ghosts call their parents? Deady and ... Read more

What's another name for an parent?Someone who's stopped growing except around the ... Read more

When Ben hit his thumb with a hammer he let out a few choice words. Shocked by her son's outburst, his mother said, "Don't you dare use that kind of language in here." "William Shakespeare did," replied Ben. "Well, ... Read more

When is a parent like a child?When he's a ... Read more

When our second child was on the way, my wife and I attended a pre-birth class aimed at couples who had already had at least one child.The instructor raised the issue of breaking the news to the older child. It went ... Read more

Why are parents boring?Because they're ... Read more