Dad: Why is your January report card so bad ?Son: Well, you know how it is. Things are always marked down after Christmas ... Read more

Did you hear about the little boy who was named after his father ?They called him Dad ... Read more

During a flood in a small Ohio town, a young girl was perched on top of a house with a little boy. As they sat watching articles float along with the water, they noticed a baseball cap float by. Suddenly, the cap turned ... Read more

Down at the office Bostwick boasted to one of his buddies,"My son Arthur is smarter even than Abraham Lincoln. Arthur could recite the Gettysburg Address when he was ten years old. Lincoln didn't say it till he was ... Read more

Father: Don't you think our son gets his brains from me? Mother: Probably, dear. I still have all of ... Read more

Father: " I know the answer to your bad grades. You're spending too much time watching television." Son: " I'm sorry, you'll have to phrase that in the form of a ... Read more

Father: Son at your age, Winston Churchill used be up and out for his morning walk at 5 a.m.. Son: Dad, at your age, he had become the Prime Minister of ... Read more

Father: I want to take my girl our of this terrible math class.Teacher: But she's top of the class.Father: That's why I think it must be a terrible ... Read more

Four expectant fathers were in a Minneapolis hospital waiting room, while their wives were in labor.The nurse arrived and announced to the first man, "Congratulations sir, you're the father of twins.""What a ... Read more

For weeks a six-year old lad kept telling his first-grade teacher about the baby brother or sister that was expected at his house.One day the mother allowed the boy to feel the movements of the unborn child. The ... Read more