Do you think my skin is starting to show its age?""I can't tell. There are too many ... Read more

For the first time in many years, a an old man traveled from his rural town to the city to attend a movie. After buying his ticket, he stopped at the concession stand to purchase some popcorn.Handing the attendant ... Read more

Fred: I haven't slept a wink for the past two nights. Harry: Why's that? Fred: Granny broke her leg. The doctor put it in plaster and told her she shouldn't walk upstairs. You should hear the row when she climbs up the ... Read more

Grandpa: You youngsters are soft and lazy today. When I was your age I got up at six o'clock every morning and walked five or six miles before breakfast. I used to think nothing of it. Fred: I don't blame you, Grandpa. ... Read more

How can you tell an old person from a young person? An old person can sing and brush their teeth at the same ... Read more

How can you tell that you're getting old? You go to an antique auction and three people bid on ... Read more

How do you get four old ladies to say the F word?Have the fifth one say.... ... Read more

How old is your Grandma? I dunno, but we've had him a long ... Read more

I've sure gotten old. I've had two By-pass surgeries. A hip replacement, new knees. Fought prostate cancer, and diabetes. I'm half blind, can't hear anything quieter than a jet engine, take 40 different medications that ... Read more

Minutes before the cremation, the undertaker quietly sat down next to the grieving widow. "How old was your husband?" he asked."He was ninety-eight," she answered softly. "Two years oder than I am.""Really?" the ... Read more