Q: What do you call the folks who hang around the musicians at conservatories?A: ... Read more

Q: What do you get if you cross a lamp with a violin?A: You get light ... Read more

Q: What do you get if Bach falls off a horse, but has the courage to get on again and continue riding?A: Bach in the saddle ... Read more

Q: What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?A: A pair of ... Read more

Q: What do you do with percussionists that lose one of their drumsticks?A: Stick them up front of the group and tell them to wave their ... Read more

Q: What do you get when you play a new age song backwards?A: A new age ... Read more

Q: What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft?A: A flat ... Read more

Q: What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?A: Root position ... Read more

Q: What do you say to the banjo player in the three piece suit?A: Will the defendant please ... Read more

Q: What do you say to the banjo player in the three piece suit? A: Will the defendant please ... Read more