Q: How many lead trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?A: Fifty. One to do it and the others to stand around and say, "I could do that ... Read more

Q: How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?A: Twenty. 1 to hold the bulb, 2 to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest ... Read more

Q: If you were out in the woods, who would you trust for directions, an in-tune tenor sax player, an out-of-tune tenor sax player, or Santa Claus?A: The out-of-tune sax player! You were hallucinating the other ... Read more

Q: Two musicians are walking down the street, and one says to the other, "Who was that piccolo I saw you with last night?" A: The other replies, "That was no piccolo, that was my ... Read more

Q: There is a frog driving east and a trombonist walking west. What can be surmised from this?A: The frog's probably on its way to a ... Read more

Q: Mom, why do you always stand by the window when I practice for my singing lessons?A: I don't want the neighbours to think I'm employing corporal punishment, ... Read more

Q: What do a viola and a lawsuit have in common?A: Everyone is happy when the case is ... Read more

Q: What do lead trumpet players use for birth control?A: Their ... Read more

Q: What do you call a person who plays the viola?A: A ... Read more

Q: What do you call a male quartet?A: Three men and a ... Read more