Q: How do you tell when your lead singer is at the door?A: He can't find the key and doesn't know when to come ... Read more

Q: How is lightning like a violist's fingers?A: Neither one strikes in the same place ... Read more

Q: How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?A: Five. One to handle the bulb, and 4 to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done ... Read more

Q: How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?A: None. The piano player can do that with his left ... Read more

Q: How many bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: Two. One to screw it in, and one to complain that it's ... Read more

Q: How many bassoonists does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: Only one, but they'll insist on going through about 5 bulbs before they find one that suits this particular room and ... Read more

Q: How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?A: Six. One to change it, five to fight off the lead guitarists who are hogging the ... Read more

Q: How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?A: Only one - but the guitarist has to show him ... Read more

Q: How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?A: Seven; one to change and the other six to sing about how good the old one ... Read more

Q: How many drummers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None. They have a machine that does that ... Read more