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Q: How do you get 2 piccolos to play a perfect unison?A: Shoot ... Read more
Q: How do you get a viola section to play spiccato?A: Write a whole note with "solo" above ... Read more
Q: How do you get a clarinet player to play louder?A: You ... Read more
Q: How do you get a cellist to play fortissimo?A: Write 'pp, ... Read more
Q: How do you make a violin sound like a viola?A: Sit in the back and don't ... Read more
Q: How do you make a violin sound like a viola?A: Play in the low register with a lot of wrong ... Read more
Q: How do you make a trombone sound like a french horn?A: Stick your hand in the bell and play lots of wrong ... Read more
Q: How do you know when a trumpet player is at your door?A: The doorbell ... Read more
Q: How do you know if there is a drummer at your door? A: The knocking always speeds ... Read more
Q: How do you protect a valuable instrument?A: Hide it in an accordion ... Read more