One day the bass player hid one of the drummer's sticks.The drummer said, "finally! After being a drummer for so long, now I am a ... Read more

Person 1: It must be terrible for an opera singer to realize that he can never sing again.Person 2: Yes, but it's much more terrible if he doesn't realize ... Read more

Q. How can you tell a bagpiper with perfect pitch? A. He can throw a set into the middle of a pond and not hit any of the ... Read more

Q. If you were lost in the woods, who would you trust for directions, an in-tune bagpipe player, an out of tune bagpipe player, or Santa Claus? A. The out of tune bagpipe player. The other two indicate you have been ... Read more

Q. How is playing a bagpipe like throwing a javelin blindfolded? A. You don't have to be very good to get people's ... Read more

Q. What did the bagpiper get on his I.Q. test? A. ... Read more

Q. What's the difference between a dead bagpiper in the road and a dead country singer in the road? A. The country singer may have been on the way to a recording ... Read more

Q. What's the definition of a quarter tone? A. A bagpiper tuning his ... Read more

Q. What's the difference between a lawnmower and a bagpipe? A. You can tune the lawnmower, and the owner's neighbors are upset if you borrow the lawnmower and don't return ... Read more

Q. Why do bagpipers leave their cases on their dashboards? A. So they can park in handicapped ... Read more