Q: Why don't violists play hide and seek?A: Because no one will look for ... Read more

Q: Why don't they know where Mozart is buried?A: Because he's ... Read more

Q: Why is a violinist like a Scud missile?A: Both are offensive and ... Read more

Q: Why shouldn't violists take up mountaineering?A: Because if they get lost, it takes ages before anyone notices that they're ... Read more

Q: Why is the banjo player a fiddle player's best friend?A: Without him, the fiddle would be the most hated instrument on ... Read more

Q: Why is it good that accordionists have a half-ounce more brains than horses?A: So they don't disgrace themselves in ... Read more

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Two violinists make a pact that whoever dies first, he will contact the other and tell him what life in Heaven is like. Poor Max has a heart attack and dies.He manages to make contact with Abe the next day.Abe says, "I ... Read more

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What is musical and handy in the supermarket. A Chopin ... Read more