Q: Why are orchestra intermissions only twenty minutes long?A: So the violists don't need to be ... Read more

Q: Why can't you hear a viola on a digital recording?A: Recording technology has reached such an advanced level of development that all extraneous noise is ... Read more

Q: Why did the bass player get mad at the timpanist?A: He turned a peg and wouldn't tell the bass player which ... Read more

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Q: Why did the boy bring a ladder to chorus?A: He wanted to sing ... Read more

Q: Why do bagpipers walk when they play?A: To get away from the ... Read more

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Q: Why do so many fishermen own banjos?A: They make great ... Read more

Q: Why does everyone hate a banjo right off?A: Saves ... Read more

Q: Why does a viola burn longer than a violin?A: It is usually still in the ... Read more