What does a polite monster say when he meets you for the first time? Pleased to eat ... Read more

What does Frankenstein's monster call a screwdriver? ... Read more

What does the hungry monster get after he's eaten too much ice cream?More ice ... Read more

What happened to Frankenstein's stupid son? He had so much wax in his ears that he became a permanent contributor to Madame ... Read more

What happened to Frankenstein's monster on the road?He was stopped for speeding, fined $50 and dismantled for six ... Read more

What happened to Ray when he met the man-eating monster? He became an ... Read more

What happened when Dr Frankenstein swallowed some uranium? He got atomic ... Read more

What happened when the monster stole a bottle of perfume? He was convicted of ... Read more

What happened when the monster stole a bottle of perfume? He was convicted of ... Read more

What happens if a big hairy monster sits in front of you at the movie theater? You miss most of the ... Read more